Penis Song letra

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Monty Python - Letras

• Accountancy Shanty
• Act II Finale
• All For One
• All Things Dull And Ugly
• Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
• Answering Machine Song
• Bells
• Brave Sir Robin
• Brian Song
• Bright Side Of Life
• Bruce's Philosophers Song
• Christmas In Heaven
• Come With Me
• Decomposing Composers
• Diva's Lament (Whatever Happened to My Part?)
• Eric The Half-A-Bee
• Every Sperm Is Sacred
• Find Your Grail
• Finland
• Finland / Fisch Schlapping Dance
• He's Not Dead Yet
• Henry Kissinger
• His Name Is Lancelot
• Historian's Introduction to Act One
• Historian's Introduction to Act Two
• Ho Ho Fuking Ho
• I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio
• I Like Chinese
• I'm All Alone
• I'm so worried
• I've Got a Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts
• I've Got Two Legs
• Knights Of The Round Table
• Laker Girls Cheer
• Life Of Brian Theme
• Medical Love Song
• Money Song
• Never be rude to an Arab
• Oh Lord Please Don't Burn Us
• Olhe Sempre Pro Lado Bom da Vida
• Oliver Cromwell
• Penis Song
• Run Away
• Sir Robin's Song
• Sit On My Face
• Spam Song
• Swamp Castle
• The Camelot Song
• The Galaxy Song
• The Lumberjack Song
• The Meaning Of Life
• The Penis Song
• The Silly Walks Song
• The Song That Goes Like This
• The Vagina Song
• Traffic Lights
• Twice In Every Show
• Where Are You
• You Won't Succeed On Broadway